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Day: September 2, 2026

Mike D Opens Up About Telling Ad-Rock His Solo Plans
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Mike D Opens Up About Telling Ad-Rock His Solo Plans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Mike D may have spent decades making records with Adam “Ad-Rock” Horovitz, so telling his Beastie Boys comrade that he…

Mortgage Rate Hostages Share Your Horror Stories
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Mortgage Rate Hostages Share Your Horror Stories

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the mortgage market, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Empire of the Sun Electrifies Jones Beach Crowd
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Empire of the Sun Electrifies Jones Beach Crowd

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Empire of the Sun brought their “Ask That God Tour” to the Northwell at Jones Beach Theater in Wantagh, New…

Tom Cruise Supports Paramount’s Warner Bros Deal
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Tom Cruise Supports Paramount’s Warner Bros Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Tom Cruise has thrown his support behind Paramount’s proposed $110 billion acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery, applauding CEO David Ellison’s…

NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model
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NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but the StarCraft franchise might finally be getting the love it deserves – or…

LEGO Skylines Proves Even Cities Can Be Bricked Into Oblivion
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LEGO Skylines Proves Even Cities Can Be Bricked Into Oblivion

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Get ready for another iteration of city-building goodness, as the world of Cities Skylines is about to get a whole…

Carin Leon Leads Mexico Musical Charge With Cultural Pride
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Carin Leon Leads Mexico Musical Charge With Cultural Pride

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Carín León believes the global rise of Mexican music has come in part from artists embracing their identity rather than…

Byrne Creates Oscar Buzz With Elon Musk Inspired Tune
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Byrne Creates Oscar Buzz With Elon Musk Inspired Tune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

David Byrne has written an original song for Musk, Alex Gibney’s upcoming documentary about Elon Musk, and he didn’t have…

HBO Drops New Harry Potter Teaser Trailer
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HBO Drops New Harry Potter Teaser Trailer

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

The new trailer for HBO’s upcoming Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone features a lot of very familiar sights for…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump restores America’s pharma supply chain for national security
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump restores America’s pharma supply chain for national security

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of presidential wisdom. In…

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