ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump promises cheaper drugs beef gas before Labor Day
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Christian leaders urge Donald Trump to aid Jewish Canadians fleeing antisemitism
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Christian leaders are listening. In a recent transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet, a call…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT touts 400 million dollar ballroom gift to America
We have just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post,…
Toddler Puts Self Up For Adoption After Seeing Mom Scrolling Lindsay Clancy TikTok
DANBURY, CT — According to sources, a toddler has reportedly put herself up for adoption after witnessing his mother…
Chevron Goes All In On Venezuelan Oil Bonanza
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Chevron’s big plans in Venezuela, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
John Lennon’s First Grandkid Arrives
John Lennon’s first grandchild has been born. Sean Ono Lennon, the only child of John Lennon and Yoko Ono, and…
Brazil Enacts Taylor Swift Law After Fan Death At Her Concert
Brazil has introduced new concert regulations requiring free drinking water at large events and cracking down on ticket scalping, three…
Mastodon Choose RUSH, Björk, Manilow Albums On Amoeba Music Series
Mastodon appear on the latest episode of Amoeba Music’s “What’s In My Bag?” series. The show is known for artists…
ASUS dumps RTX spark into overpriced ProArt laptops at IFA 2026
Oh joy, another tech conference, another slew of buzzwords to make our heads spin. This time, it’s ASUS at IFA…
Nintendo Graciously Bestows 8-Player Split-Screen Upon Switch Owners After Years
It’s-a time to get this update party started, folks! Nintendo has seen fit to bless us with a brand new…