The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF CAPS LOCK Donald Trump posted a message that has left many scratching their heads. The post, which can be found at https://truthsocial.com/users/realDonaldTrump/statuses/1172
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His research suggests that prolonged exposure to CAPS LOCK communications may increase patriotism by up to 700%, although peer review remains difficult due to widespread eagle interference.
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