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Day: September 22, 2026

Metallica’s James Hetfield Hails Tony Iommi As Riff Lord
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Metallica’s James Hetfield Hails Tony Iommi As Riff Lord

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Metallica‘s James Hetfield praised Black Sabbath’s Tony Iommi on the most recent episode of “James Hetfield’s Riff Life” on SiriusXM.…

White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently
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White South Africans Get Priority Refugee Status Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about the Trump administration’s plan to accept 17,500 refugees, primarily White South…

Karol G Almost Cut Her Number One Hit BbY WOW
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Karol G Almost Cut Her Number One Hit BbY WOW

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Karol G’s “BbY WOW” is spending its third consecutive week at No. 1 on both the Billboard Global 200 and…

East Bay Ray Diagnosed with Parkinsons Disease
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East Bay Ray Diagnosed with Parkinsons Disease

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Dead Kennedys guitarist East Bay Ray has been diagnosed with Parkinson’s disease, according to a statement from the band. The…

Red Hot Chili Peppers Lead Silverlake Conservatory 25th Anniversary Bash
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Red Hot Chili Peppers Lead Silverlake Conservatory 25th Anniversary Bash

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The Silverlake Conservatory of Music is celebrating 25 years with some very famous friends. Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dave Grohl,…

Local Man Pretty Holy Until Children Wake Up
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Local Man Pretty Holy Until Children Wake Up

FinnSeptember 22, 2026

    CANTON, OH — Local man Curt Greenfield once again started off the day fairly righteous, right up until the…

Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Kamala Harris Rescues Michigan Senate Race With Much Needed Star Power

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Kamala Harris is heading to Michigan to campaign with Senate nominee Abdul El-Sayed, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…

Seth Rogen Revives Darkwing Duck for New Disney+ Series
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Seth Rogen Revives Darkwing Duck for New Disney+ Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

In a true victory for ’90s nostalgia, one of the decade’s most beloved Disney animated series characters is getting a…

Taylor Swift Drops New Single Patient Zero This Friday
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Taylor Swift Drops New Single Patient Zero This Friday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 22, 2026

Taylor Swift has announced “Patient Zero,” a new single due out this Friday, September 25th. Limited CD pre-orders featuring acoustic…

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fentanyl Claims Another Celebrity Life Completely Out of Nowhere Somehow

Big ElephantSeptember 22, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The news about Hayden Panettiere’s passing is just tragic. According to…

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