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Day: September 30, 2026

FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways
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FlyDubai Hijacker Lands New Job At British Airways

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    HARMONDSWORTH — Following the harrowing ordeal aboard flight FZ 1073 to Tel Aviv, in which he was subdued by…

New York AG Takes Evolutions Festival To Court Over Ticket Refunds
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New York AG Takes Evolutions Festival To Court Over Ticket Refunds

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New York Attorney General Letitia James is taking the organizers of Evolutions Festival to court over more than $243,000 in…

Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Pentagon Unveils Killer Robots Amid Lecture On Toxic Masculinity

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced a new Pentagon autonomous warfare…

Starbucks Workers Freeze In Awestruck Wonder As Man Orders Something Called A ‘Black Coffee’
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Starbucks Workers Freeze In Awestruck Wonder As Man Orders Something Called A ‘Black Coffee’

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

    PUEBLO, CO — Stunned Starbucks workers completely froze up in apparent awestruck wonder as local 39-year-old man Nathan Almes…

Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills
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Tension Guaranteed: Alien Deathstorm Squeezes Thirty Minutes of Thrills

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As I sat down to play Alien Deathstorm at gamescom 2026, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but what I…

More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter
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More Heroes Will Die in Avengers Secret Wars Because Merch Sales Matter

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Kevin Feige has reassured fans that the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) will not be undergoing a full-fledged reboot after the…

Kings Of Leon Drop New Single With The Weather Channel
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Kings Of Leon Drop New Single With The Weather Channel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Kings of Leon have shared “Cold Blue Dawn,” the second preview of their forthcoming album, O My Beloved. The track…

Alice Cooper Opens Up About Near Fatal Cocaine Addiction
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Alice Cooper Opens Up About Near Fatal Cocaine Addiction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026

Alice Cooper has opened up about a time in his life around the late ’70s and early ’80s in which…

Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Troy Jackson Sorry for Being Super Edgy in Maine

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this article about Troy Jackson, the Democratic nominee in Maine’s…

Nation Horrified To Think Sexual Assault Could Happen On College Campus
The Onion

Nation Horrified To Think Sexual Assault Could Happen On College Campus

FinnSeptember 30, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Expressing shock and disgust that an unspeakable crime could occur at a place of higher learning, the U.S. populace…

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