Toys ‘R’ Us To Open 120 Stores To Appeal To Adult Collectors
Toys ‘R’ Us announced the opening of 120 stores, a comeback for the once-bankrupt retailer hoping to capitalize on…
Day: September 30, 2026
LEGALIZER: Man Asks If Humming Elevator Music Is a Federal Crime, Gets Charged Instead
A citizen once asked the internet's favorite question — 'Is it a federal crime to hum along to elevator music louder than the elevator?' — and received an answ…
Polymarket Finally Adds Safeguards Because Clearly That Was The Problem
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of prediction sites, and I have…
GOP Candidate Promotes Halal Pizza Overseas Fights Sharia At Home
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Casey Askar, a GOP House candidate who’s been campaigning on keeping Sharia law…
Robbie Williams Rocks Buenos Aires with Surprise Street Performance
Robbie Williams gave a group of fans in Buenos Aires an unexpected warm-up for his long-awaited return to Argentine stages…
Billionaire Bets Big on Sunshine State Brainiacs with $3 Billion Gift
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Billionaire hedge fund manager Ken Griffin is doubling down on Miami,…
Tomas Lindberg’s Latest Side Hustle Drops In November
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some devastating news? 🤯 Sweden’s D-Beat titans DISFEAR are releasing their long-awaited, ferocious…
Karl Sanders Somehow Still Excited About New Nile Album
I can barely contain my excitement as I write these words: NILE, the legendary technical death metal band, is still…
Monsieur Perine Calls It Quits After Latin Grammy Nomination
Monsieur Periné have announced that they are going on an indefinite hiatus after nearly two decades together. The Colombian band…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Matthew Perry
It’s been three years since Matthew Perry’s passing, and now Netflix is releasing a documentary series about his life, because…