Trump Promises AI Magic With New Bureaucratic Position
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump announced that he plans to create an “AI…
Month: September 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Supreme Court lacks courage to make America great again allegedly
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the verdict is clear: the United States Supreme Court has failed to MAKE AMERICA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump forms AI Force to protect growing industry from leftist attacks
THE ORANGE ORACLE**, in his latest transmission, has expressed deep concern over an alleged attack on the country’s Data Centers,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on September 19 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH has decreed that it’s time to revisit…
Concerned Citizens Launch GoFundMe Launched To Help Sydney Sweeney Buy Some Clothes
U.S. — Concerned Americans have started a GoFundMe to purchase some clothing for the obviously destitute Sydney Sweeney. Read…
Orville Peck Talks Football Player Romance
Orville Peck apparently made some off-field contact with the Raiders — by way of a kiss. On the song “Ring…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump proposes Superior Intelligence term
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…
Report: Chili’s Only Gets Bad Rap Because It Is Awful
DALLAS, TX — A new industry report released Thursday concluded that Chili’s persistent reputation problem is due to it…
Uber Driver Carefully Selects Worst Possible Photo For Profile
SAN ANTONIO, TX — Local Uber driver Vish Patel spent hours today searching his phone for the worst possible…
Comedian Carrot Top Hospitalized After Suicide Attempt
Carrot Top was hospitalized in Las Vegas on Friday night following a suicide attempt. A representative for the actor and…