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Month: September 2026

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Venezuelan Man Charged With Assault After Being Shot First

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one, a 28-year-old Venezuelan delivery driver, Wilber Rafael Garces-Perez, is facing…

Waters Duo Reveals Pink Floyd Legacy 2027 Tour Details
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Waters Duo Reveals Pink Floyd Legacy 2027 Tour Details

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Roger Waters and his son Harry Waters have revealed the singer for the upcoming tour “Roger Waters Presents LEGACY –…

Foo Fighters Join AC/DC at Rescheduled MetLife Concert
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Foo Fighters Join AC/DC at Rescheduled MetLife Concert

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Fans in the New York-New Jersey area were certainly disappointed when AC/DC postponed last Friday’s concert at MetLife Stadium just…

Woman Prepares For Start Of ‘Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee’ Season
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Woman Prepares For Start Of ‘Taking Picture Of Bible Next To Cup Of Coffee’ Season

FinnSeptember 29, 2026

    JONESBORO, AR — Local woman Geena Parks reportedly couldn’t contain her excitement for October to begin, which she said…

Billy Joel Unveils Epic 50th Anniversary Turnstiles Box Set
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Billy Joel Unveils Epic 50th Anniversary Turnstiles Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Billy Joel has announced a sprawling Turnstiles 50th anniversary box set featuring 54 previously unreleased demos, rarities, and live recordings.…

Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank

FinnSeptember 29, 2026

       WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds…

Geese Launch 2026 Getting Killed Again Tour in Nashville Tonight
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Geese Launch 2026 Getting Killed Again Tour in Nashville Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Geese kicked off their 2026 “Getting Killed Again Tour” with the first of two sold-out shows at The Ryman Auditorium…

La Roux Sets 2027 North American Tour Dates
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La Roux Sets 2027 North American Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

La Roux has announced a 2027 North American tour in support of her upcoming album Old Flames. The January and…

Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…

Donnie Darko Details Still Haunt 25 Years On
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Donnie Darko Details Still Haunt 25 Years On

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026

Donnie Darko is a movie worth seeing many, many times, because there are layers to and details in its story…

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