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Month: September 2026

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hails booming business on Lake America
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hails booming business on Lake America

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has sent shockwaves across the nation, as President Donald Trump announced that the…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump joins Lt Dan podcast to discuss Republican Convention
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump joins Lt Dan podcast to discuss Republican Convention

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the faithful are rejoicing. In the latest TRANSMISSION from the desk of THE FLORIDA…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP declares US number one in tech and AI at G20
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP declares US number one in tech and AI at G20

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his wisdom. In a recent Truth Social…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Democrats vote against denouncing socialism in America again
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Democrats vote against denouncing socialism in America again

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the prophecy is clear: the Extreme Liberal Dumocrats are OUT OF…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump economy adds 162 thousand jobs in August despite predictions
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump economy adds 162 thousand jobs in August despite predictions

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: the US economy added a whopping 162,000 jobs in August,…

Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cop Finally Remembers He’s Not Above The Law Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, let me tell you, I just about spit out my coffee reading this story about a former Ohio police…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Biden touts August jobs report as explosive hiring power surges nationwide
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Biden touts August jobs report as explosive hiring power surges nationwide

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: the August jobs report is a real showstopper, folks. According…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump boasts 300 billion miles traveled by Americans this summer
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump boasts 300 billion miles traveled by Americans this summer

Milton TruthwellSeptember 4, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken once again, and this time, it’s all about the incredible summer of AMERICAN TRAVEL. According…

Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Downplays Conflict That Killed 18 US Troops As Minor Snafu

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest comments on the Iran conflict, and I’ve got to…

Trump’s Economic D-Day For Iran Still Pending, Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Economic D-Day For Iran Still Pending, Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest US sanctions on Iran, and I have to say, it’s…

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