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Month: September 2026

Drunk History Returns This Fall With New Short Form Episodes
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Drunk History Returns This Fall With New Short Form Episodes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Comedy Central has announced it is bringing back Drunk History for three new short-form episodes starting next week, marking the…

Star Wars Gets Rare 70mm IMAX Release For 50th Birthday
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Star Wars Gets Rare 70mm IMAX Release For 50th Birthday

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Disney will celebrate the 50th anniversary of Star Wars in 2027 by giving the franchise’s original 1977 film its first-ever…

Arca Collaborates with Musical Moms Madonna and Bjork
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Arca Collaborates with Musical Moms Madonna and Bjork

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

Venezuelan experimental artist and producer Arca has offered a glimpse into her studio experiences with Madonna and Björk, describing the…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
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God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors
Babylon Bee

God Promises To Spare Massachusetts If State Can Find 12 Competent Jurors

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

    BOSTON, MA — A new report revealed that God promised to spare the state of Massachusetts if legal officials…

US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise
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US Taxpayers Get Free $100 Billion Energy Bill Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Iran war has saddled Americans with a massive energy bill…

More Men Receiving Shock Wave Therapy For Erectile Dysfunction
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More Men Receiving Shock Wave Therapy For Erectile Dysfunction

FinnSeptember 8, 2026

       The number of American men receiving low-energy sound waves to treat their erectile dysfunction is on the rise despite…

Allen Stone Brings Funk to Sold Out Lagunitas Show
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Allen Stone Brings Funk to Sold Out Lagunitas Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 8, 2026

The annual Live at Lagunitas free concert series is helping fans squeeze every bit of goodness out of the end…

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