Because We Needed Another Superhero Show On Streaming Now
Mark your calendars, DC fans: Supergirl is coming home, and by home, I mean to the endless void of streaming…
Month: September 2026
Adventurous Gourmet Samples The Exotic Delicacies Of The Far East At Local Chinese Buffet
PEMBROKE PINES, FL — An adventurous gourmet with an eye for rare edible treasures was reportedly eager to sample…
Iron Maiden Drops 50th Anniversary Vinyl Box Set
Iron Maiden have announced two new special releases. One is a 50th anniversary color vinyl box set covering the bands…
Hives Drop Live EP Featuring Molotovs Miky Huidobro Guest Spot
The Hives are commemorating their latest trip to Mexico with a new live EP recorded during their headlining performance at…
GWAR Joins Mutant Football League 2 in Antarctica Scumdogs DLC
GWAR will be joining the video game Mutant Football League 2 via an upcoming DLC titled Antarctica Scumdogs to arrive…
SLASH blesses us with same old music on slightly different colored vinyl because you didnt already waste enough money
Oh joy, oh rapture! It’s time to shell out some cash for more limited-edition vinyl releases, because what every metalhead…
NYC Sees Safest Summer Ever Except For Jewish People Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest crime stats in New York City, and let me tell…
Pete Hegseth Sets Up ‘Help Us Buy Missiles’ Lemonade Stand
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth set up a lemonade stand by the Reflecting Pool in order…
KONAMI Rehashes Old Games With Fresh Cash Grabs
It’s been a wild ride, folks, but KONAMI is finally back in the game, and by game, I mean the…
ICE Agent Charged With Lying About Shooting Foreigner Because That’s Normal
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this ICE agent, Christian Castro, who’s been federally charged with lying about…