Weird Al Teams Up with Batman and Superman in DC Comics
Batman and Superman are teaming up with an unlikely ally to save the fifth dimension from creeping normality: “Weird Al”…
Month: September 2026
Rogers Stadium Hit With Significant Damage From Powerful Toronto Storm
Toronto’s Rogers Stadium sustained “significant damage” after a powerful storm tore through the city on Wednesday, September 2nd, leaving portions…
Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92
The post Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92 appeared first on The Onion. Read…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump calls ammo critics treasonous for wanting US to lose war
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet. In a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump claims vast ammo stockpile amid Iran operation
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Unleashes Latest Transmission, Nation Holds Breath In a shocking turn of events, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
TRUTH SOCIAL DISPATCH: President Donald J Trump Warns Canadian Politicians of Economic Collapse
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and Canada better watch out. In a recent Truth Social post, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH, Donald…
Tiger Woods’ License Suspended After Court Determines He Is Half-Asian
JUPITER, FL — A Florida court suspended golf legend Tiger Woods’ driver’s license for five years after an investigation…
Camilo Séptimo Keyboardist Jonathan Meléndez Slain in Mexico Tragedy
Jonathan Meléndez, keyboardist, composer, producer, and founding member of Mexican indie rock band Camilo Séptimo, was killed along with his…
Clairo Drops Hint About Upcoming New Music Release Soon
Clairo is teasing a new album, sharing that she has 11 songs, although she has yet to offer any additional…
Anthrax to Return to Brazil in 2027 with Possible Final Album
Anthrax will return to Brazil in 2027 as part of the touring cycle behind their upcoming album, Cursum Perficio, according…