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Month: September 2026

McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

McConnell’s Return: Because Senate Needs Him Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Mitch McConnell’s health issues, and I have to say, it’s a bit…

Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures
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Sony Unleashes Slew of Rehashed Remakes and Live Service Lures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Sony State of Play September 2026 showcase was a bonanza of exciting announcements, and I’m here to guide you…

EDIFIER somehow still innovating despite industry’s best efforts to stagnate
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EDIFIER somehow still innovating despite industry’s best efforts to stagnate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the Innovation For All (IFA) Trade Show rolls around and companies…

JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash
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JLab unleashes trendy JBuds to separate you from cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s that time of the year again, folks, when the tech industry gathers to showcase the latest and greatest in…

Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One
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Hohem Unleashes Eyepic, a Frankenstein’s Monster of a Camera and Gimbal in One

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

IFA 2026 has brought us a plethora of innovations, and Hohem, a global technology brand, has unveiled its first smart…

Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab
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Sad: Kathy Hochul Tries To Warn People Republicans Will Take Away Women’s Rights, But Her Mouth Is Covered By Hijab

FinnSeptember 3, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — Governor Kathy Hochul desperately tried to warn New Yorkers that Republicans were taking away women’s…

Scorpions Push Back 2026 Shows Including Vegas Residency
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Scorpions Push Back 2026 Shows Including Vegas Residency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Scorpions have postponed their remaining 2026 dates, including three shows in Mexico and an eight-date Las Vegas residency, citing “unforeseen…

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Global Bond Market Implodes Because Everything Is Fine Apparently

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The rise in bond yields is a global phenomenon, and it’s…

Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix
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Square Enix Rehashes Old Magic with Final Fantasy Resonance Remix

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

It’s time to get this HD-2D party started, and I’m not just talking about the inevitable remaster of Final Fantasy…

BABYMETAL Launches 2026 North American Tour With Halestorm
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BABYMETAL Launches 2026 North American Tour With Halestorm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

BABYMETAL kicked off their biggest headlining North American tour ever on Wednesday, September 2nd, at Denver’s Ball Arena, with direct…

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