ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump hails bipartisan Senate vote on college sports reform
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH. In a…
Month: September 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald posts on Truth Social September 17 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Netflix Churns Out Another Biopic to Fill Endless Content Void
Netflix is making a documentary series about Mike Tyson, because of course they are. The streaming giant has ordered a…
Because What Street FighterNeeded Was More Merchandising
The latest marketing stunt to hit the theaters is a Street Fighter themed popcorn bucket, because what every movie needs…
Evan Seinfeld Calls Out 90% Of Metalheads For Being Slobs
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Evan Seinfeld, the vocalist and bassist of Biohazard, has launched…
The NFL Concussion Protocol: How The League Determines If A Player Can Return To The Game
Here are the steps the NFL follows to evaluate head injuries. Step 1: Player receives devastating helmet-to-helmet hit that…
House Of Representatives Goes On Break After Long, Hard Stretch Of Not Working
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States House of Representatives canceled all scheduled votes and went on break to recuperate…
Hans Zimmer Announces 2027 North American Concert Tour
Hans Zimmer is returning to the road in 2027 for a North American tour. The 30-date “Hans Zimmer Live –…
Brad Paisley Debuts New Song On South Park Season Premiere
Wednesday’s South Park (ahem, South America) Season 29 premiere, “South American Biker Gangs,” ended with a funeral, during which a…
Gorillaz Launch 2026 North American Tour Ticket Blitz
Gorillaz are bringing “The Mountain Tour” to the United States and Canada for what will be the virtual band’s first…