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Month: September 2026

Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams
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Bargain Bin Servers Fuel Indie Game Studios’ Pipe Dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Building an online game no longer requires huge server rooms, big studios, or enormous budgets, thank goodness, because let’s be…

Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm
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Kojima Shrugs Off PlayStation’s Physint Cancellation with Screaming Inner Calm

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The drama surrounding Kojima Productions’ upcoming title, Physint, has been the talk of the town, and I’m not surprised. I…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already
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Pritzker Drops 80 Pounds Because Politics Wasn’t Stressful Enough Already

Big ElephantSeptember 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker’s weight loss journey. Apparently, he’s lost a whopping…

Shakira Rocks Madrid With 165,000 Fans On Opening Weekend
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Shakira Rocks Madrid With 165,000 Fans On Opening Weekend

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Shakira kicked off her massive Madrid residency this weekend, drawing approximately 165,000 fans across the first three of 12 scheduled…

Atlas Sound Returns After Seven Year Hiatus with Live Show
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Atlas Sound Returns After Seven Year Hiatus with Live Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Bradford Cox revived his project Atlas Sound for his first show in seven years at Philadelphia’s Making Time ∞ festival…

Shatner Rocks Riot Fest With New Metal Album Tease
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Shatner Rocks Riot Fest With New Metal Album Tease

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

William Shatner performed with his backing band The *uckers at Riot Fest in Chicago on Sunday, a day after making…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
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TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…

Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed
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Industry Stuns With Functional Update Not Driven By Greed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera update to make our social media feeds even more unbearable, Insta360…

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