Google peddles Googlebook with flashy Snapdragon X Elite guts inside
Get ready for the latest revolution in laptop technology, or so the marketing folks would have you believe. Google has…
Month: September 2026
Alice Cooper somehow still alive to plug book in NYC next year
Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 The one and only Alice Cooper is coming to New York…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll…
Brad Pitt Reprises Role in Fincher’s Hollywood Sequel Trailer Drops
Netflix has revealed the first trailer for The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, the upcoming standalone sequel to Once Upon…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump declares war on fake news threatening national security
The White House has issued a statement, courtesy of the Commander of Caps Lock, claiming that the administration is not…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Russia loses diesel oil industry to war with Ukraine
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…
LEGALIZER: Man Asks If He Can Put Houseplant in Witness Protection, Gets Charged With a Federal Violation
A man who simply wanted to know whether he could legally rename his houseplant for witness protection after moving to a new apartment has found himself on the…
Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Prosecutors target John Brennan in Trump-Russia collusion conspiracy case
Prosecutors are reportedly zeroing in on John Brennan’s role in the Trump-Russia collusion narrative as part of a conspiracy case,…