Trump Claims 9/11 Attacks Happening Every Day In Democratic Cities
WASHINGTON—Saying the tragic events of 25 years ago were just the beginning in the nation’s blue states, President Donald…
Month: September 2026
Trump Pledges That If Voters Defeat Socialism In November, They Will Each Get An Equal Redistribution Of Wealth From The Government
DALLAS, TX — In his keynote speech at the 2026 RNC Midterm Convention, President Donald Trump pledged that if…
GOP Thanks Trump For Delightfully Toxic Midterm Surprise
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump is still trying to make…
The World According to Harp
The post The World According to Harp appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind…
Julien Baker Sets 2026 Club Residency Tour Dates
Julien Baker has announced a new 2026 residency-style tour taking place at six rock clubs across the US. Rather than…
U2 Named 2027 MusiCares Persons Of The Year Award Recipients
U2 has been named the 2027 MusiCares Persons of the Year. MusiCares, the Recording Academy’s charity supporting the health and…
ACDC Toronto Concert Scrapped Due to Storm Damaged Stadium
An AC/DC show scheduled for September 16th at Rogers Stadium in Toronto has officially been canceled due to severe storm…
Moses Threatens Pharaoh With Plague Of Unskippable YouTube Ads
EGYPT — A remarkable discovery in what was formerly the Biblical land of Goshen indicated that, in addition to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social September 10 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump draws huge crowd at convention
Last night, the universe aligned in a spectacle of unbridled enthusiasm as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DONALD…