Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one billion streams on Spotify, because of course it did. I mean, who wouldn’t want to listen to that iconic song on repeat for all eternity? It’s not like we’ve all been listening to it nonstop since the 80s or anything. The band has joined the likes of Ozzy Osbourne, BLACK SABBATH, METALLICA, AEROSMITH, and LED ZEPPELIN in the coveted Billions Club, because apparently, that’s a thing now.
So, what’s the big deal about “Kickstart My Heart” reaching one billion streams? Well, for starters, it’s a massive milestone that solidifies the band’s place in rock history. The song has been a cornerstone of MÖTLEY CRÜE’s catalog and live show for over three decades, and its presence in various forms of media has introduced it to new audiences worldwide. But let’s be real, it’s not like we’re surprised that people still love this song. I mean, it’s “Kickstart My Heart” – it’s a classic.
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MÖTLEY CRÜE’s achievement comes amid a slew of new catalog milestones, including over 9.5 million units in new RIAA certifications. “Kickstart My Heart” has reached double platinum, while the “Dr. Feelgood” album has advanced from six times platinum to nine times platinum. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashioned platinum certification? It’s not like it’s just a fancy way of saying “we sold a lot of records” or anything. The band members said in a joint statement: “It’s truly an honor to be standing with such amazing artists. Thanks to all the fans, BMG, and Spotify.” Aww, thanks guys, we’re honored to have our ears blown out by “Kickstart My Heart” for the billionth time.
But wait, there’s more! The band has also received platinum awards for “Dr. Feelgood”, “Girls, Girls, Girls”, and “Home Sweet Home”, as well as gold certifications for “Wild Side”, “Shout At The Devil”, “Looks That Kill”, and “Live Wire”. Because, you know, who doesn’t love a good gold certification? It’s not like it’s just a participation trophy or anything. Michael Kachko, BMG’s SVP, global catalog recorded, hard rock, said: “One billion streams for ‘Kickstart My Heart’, alongside an epic run of new RIAA certifications, is a testament to the enduring power of MÖTLEY CRÜE’s music.” Yeah, no kidding, Michael. We’re shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
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The milestone also arrives as MÖTLEY CRÜE celebrates its 45th anniversary and prepares to revisit the album that started it all. The band recently announced a 45th anniversary limited edition of its landmark 1981 debut, “Too Fast For Love”, set for release October 30 via BMG. Because, you know, what’s a better way to celebrate a milestone than by re-releasing an old album? The original Leathür Records version of the album will also be made available on streaming services, because apparently, that’s a thing people want. MÖTLEY CRÜE recently wrapped its massive summer amphitheater run, “The Return Of The Carnival Of Sins” tour, which marked the band’s first full tour in three years. And we’re sure they’ll be back on the road again soon, because why not?
So, there you have it. MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has reached one billion streams, and we’re all just so… thrilled. 🎉 Can we go back to listening to it on repeat now? Please? Pretty please with a cherry on top? 🤣
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