John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

John Carpenter Resurrects Zombie Flick from Grave (Literally) in Comic Book Form, Because Hollywood Has Officially Run Out of Ideas

Hollywood is at it again, folks! John Carpenter, the guy who made “Escape from New York” (a documentary, if you ask me), is resurrecting some zombie flick by that pinko George A. Romero.

Probably filled with socialist propaganda about how corporations are evil. And don’t even get me started on this “music from Jahnah Camille” and an album celebrating “African-descended people in Hawaiian history.” More woke garbage designed to rewrite history and make America look bad. I bet they’ll blame Trump somehow!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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