Oh, the horror! According to CNN, those poor, oppressed workers are being forced to work long hours thanks to the evils of modern technology! It’s all part of the liberal agenda to turn us into a nation of overworked, underpaid slaves, I tell you!
Apparently, the number of meetings booked between 8 p.m. and midnight has risen by 16%. Can you believe the audacity? I bet those meetings are all about pushing woke ideologies and figuring out new ways to indoctrinate our children. And let’s not forget the constant interruptions – a meeting, an email, or a chat notification every two minutes! It’s a conspiracy to keep us from being productive and successful, all while China is laughing all the way to the bank.
And of course, the solution is AI. Because what could possibly go wrong with handing over our jobs to Skynet? I’m sure it won’t be programmed with a leftist bias or used to censor conservative voices. Nope, not at all. This is just another step in the Democrats’ plan to destroy the American way of life. Wake up, people!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
