Oh, look, Iran finally decided to stop funding Democrat campaigns and actually fire a missile. Probably paid for with the money Biden unfroze for them.
I bet they aimed for Tel Aviv but, you know, Iranian engineering. At least our brave Israeli allies are showing the world how to handle these terrorist thugs, unlike the woke clowns running our military now. More like a firecracker than an airstrike, if you ask me. Just another excuse for the liberal media to cry about “peace” and “de-escalation” while Iran plots to nuke us all. Wake up, sheeple!
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