Oh, CNN, still crying about President Trump! Here we go again with the “fact checks” – which really means “Democrat talking points.” They’re clutching their pearls because the man dares to promote his America-First agenda. Can’t have that, can we?
Trump’s pushing his “massive domestic policy bill,” and naturally, the liberal media is losing it. They claim he’s using “false claims,” but what they really mean is he’s not regurgitating their socialist garbage.
Medicaid “left the same?” Maybe Trump’s just optimistic that states will finally get their act together and stop bleeding the system dry with woke nonsense. Tax increases? Please, the only thing Democrats love more than raising taxes is blaming Republicans for it.
They whine about Medicaid cuts, conveniently forgetting that the program is rife with fraud and abuse. And Social Security? Trump’s trying to give seniors a break, but the Left wants to scare them into thinking he’s going to steal their retirement. Pathetic!
The “Congressional Budget Office” – more like the “Congressional Bias Office” – claims millions will lose insurance. Yeah, because they’ll be too busy getting jobs and contributing to society instead of mooching off the government!
And the 68% tax increase? It’s just a little hyperbole to get the point across: if we let the Democrats run wild, we’re all doomed!
CNN, just admit it: you hate Trump because he’s effective and he loves America. Keep crying, snowflakes!

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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.