US Gov’t Says Iranian Hackers Might Steal Secrets from Companies That Work with Israel, Shocker

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Oh, great, more fear-mongering from CNN! Apparently, even after a totally fake “ceasefire” (probably brokered by Biden to appease his radical leftist base), our defense companies in Israel are now prime targets for Iranian cyberattacks. You just can’t trust those ayatollahs, can you?

The “experts” at CISA, FBI, NSA, and the Pentagon’s Cyber Crime Center (probably staffed with more woke liberals than actual hackers) are warning that anyone with ties to Israel is at “increased risk.” As if we didn’t already know! Iran and Israel have been playing digital dodgeball for years, and now American companies are supposedly caught in the crossfire.

Remember when Iran “allegedly” (CNN’s words, not mine!) hacked Israeli schools and tech companies last year? And then some pro-Israel hackers supposedly stole $90 million from Iran’s crypto exchange? It’s all just a big game to them, while our own infrastructure is left vulnerable thanks to Biden’s weak policies.

And get this: after our military (under Trump’s ghost, I hope) bombed Iran’s nuclear sites, they might retaliate with cyberattacks on our hospitals and water plants. They already targeted a small town in Pennsylvania because they used Israeli software. I bet that town voted for Biden!

The real kicker? These Iranian hackers are apparently trying to get journalists to write about their exploits. So CNN is basically doing their job for them! It’s all a psychological game, folks, and the liberals are falling for it hook, line, and sinker.

If our systems are vulnerable, these guys will target them. Thanks, Biden, for making America weak again! When Trump is back in office, he will show them what’s what!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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