Oh, the horror! The Ukrainian Foreign Ministry is hyperventilating again about Russia. Apparently, the “scale of terror is growing.” You know what’s also growing? The amount of our tax dollars funneled into that black hole!
They’re whining about “Russian aerial attacks.” Newsflash: wars involve, well, attacks! Maybe if Ukraine hadn’t poked the bear for so long with its NATO fantasies, Putin wouldn’t be so grumpy. And of course, they want more from the U.S. and EU. When will this end? Trump will end it, that’s when.

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