Another day, another mystery—probably involving Hillary’s emails or some deep-state cover-up! CNN, still desperately clinging to relevance, reminds us of a journalist who vanished 30 years ago. I bet George Soros was involved somehow, pulling the strings as usual.
The liberal media wants us to focus on cold cases while President Trump is busy making America great again! This is just a distraction from the booming economy and the wall getting built. Don’t fall for their tricks, folks. Stay vigilant and trust the President!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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