Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift

Inflation spikes again—economists baffled, blame Taylor Swift

CNN is at it again, folks! They’re trying to blame President Trump’s tariffs for a slight increase in inflation. Can you believe it? It’s all part of the Deep State’s plan to undermine our glorious leader and make America look bad! They conveniently forget that the stock market went up after the report.

These liberal “economists” are just trying to scare everyone. President Trump is playing 4D chess while they’re stuck in checkers! Tariffs are bringing jobs back, protecting our industries, and making America great again! CNN and their globalist buddies want open borders and cheap labor. Don’t fall for their lies! This is just another attempt to sabotage our economy and help China! MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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