University of Michigan’s Got a Case of the Mondays (and Maybe Some Chinese Scientists)

University of Michigan's Got a Case of the Mondays (and Maybe Some Chinese Scientists)

Another day, another leftist institution caught red-handed! The University of Michigan, a breeding ground for liberal indoctrination, is now under investigation for cozying up to the Chinese. Two “scientists” (spies, more like it) were caught smuggling biological materials, probably to unleash another Wuhan-style virus on the world!

Of course, the lib professors are “downplaying” the threat. Ann Chih Lin, director of the university’s Center for Chinese Studies, probably a card-carrying member of the CCP, thinks we’re overreacting. Yeah, sure, Ann.

Thankfully, President Trump is on the case, cleaning up the swamp one university at a time. He’s making sure these institutions aren’t selling out America to the highest bidder, especially not to China! It’s about time we stopped funding our enemies with taxpayer dollars. Drain the swamp, and lock them up!

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