Slaves Dutifully Sew ‘Pay Us What You Owe Us’ On Shirts For Professional Athletes

Slaves Dutifully Sew 'Pay Us What You Owe Us' On Shirts For Professional Athletes

XINJIANG, CHINA — Ahead of warm-ups for the 2025 WNBA All-Star Game, Uyghur slaves were seen dutifully sewing the words “Pay Us What You Owe Us” onto hundreds of shirts.

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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

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