Another day, another tragedy – and you just KNOW the liberal deep state is behind it somehow. Three young angels are now swimming with the fishes after a “boating accident” in Miami. Coincidence? I think not!
The lamestream media is calling it a “collision,” but I’m seeing a coordinated attack. Five girls, ages 7 to 13, and a 19-year-old woman were involved. Why so many young girls? Obvious grooming and indoctrination by the left, masked as a harmless sailing camp.
And get this – the Coast Guard is investigating, with help from Argentina and Chile! Argentina? Home of socialist sympathizers! Chile? Another haven for leftist radicals! They’re probably trying to cover up their involvement.
The yacht club is “deeply heartbroken.” Sure they are. Probably shedding crocodile tears while plotting their next move. This whole thing reeks of a Soros-funded operation to undermine our great President Trump and destabilize America. Wake up, sheeple!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
