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CNN Business Accidentally Reports Trump’s Latest Attempt to Rig Unemployment Numbers

CNN Business Reports: Trump's Latest Brainwave Appoints New Overlord of Numbers

Another day, another Deep State operative flushed down the drain! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, has nominated E.J. Antoni, a true patriot, to head the Bureau of Labor Statistics after FINALLY firing that Biden plant, Erika McEntarfer.

Of course, the liberal media is clutching their pearls, whining about “credibility.” Credibility? From the same folks who brought us fake news about Russia, Russia, Russia? Give me a break! Antoni will clean house and expose the leftist lies that have been poisoning our economy.

Remember when Trump dared to suggest the last jobs report was “RIGGED?” The nerve! As if the Democrats haven’t been cooking the books for years to make our booming economy look like a bust. But don’t worry, folks, President Trump is on the case. He’s draining the swamp, one rigged jobs report at a time. Under President Trump, we’re making America great again, one honest statistic at a time!

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