OMG! 16th Annual White Martini Party! 🙄 Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, “Stars at Night Ballroom.” August 22-24, 2025. All-white attire (🙄🙄🙄). Free pre-mixer at Tony G’s Soul Food (915 S. Hackberry St.) & Smoke SkyBar (1100 E Houston St.). Brunch at Tony G’s. Hotel: Grand Hyatt, 600 E Market St. Fundraising for scholarships! 🥂🤣
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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