Here we go again, folks! The Deep State Democrats are whining because President Trump’s DOJ wants to ensure our elections aren’t being rigged by, oh, I don’t know, maybe ILLEGAL ALIENS voting TWICE? These snowflakes are clutching their pearls because we want to clean up the voter rolls. What are they hiding? Probably enough dead people voting to swing an election in Venezuela!
The Justice Department, led by the unwavering Harmeet Dhillon, is simply asking states to comply with federal law and maintain accurate voter registration. But no, the left-wing governors of California, Arizona, and Pennsylvania are throwing tantrums, claiming it’s an “overstep.” Arizona’s Adrian Fontes even whined to CNN—CNN!—that he’s “not going to give up the personal identifying information of my voters.” Buddy, if your voters are legally voting, what’s the problem?
Of course, the usual suspects are chiming in. Michael Kang from Northwestern thinks we don’t need Social Security numbers to oversee voter lists. Oh really, professor? How else are we supposed to catch those pesky Antifa members voting under multiple identities?
And naturally, the “liberal-leaning Brennan Center for Justice” (aka the Soros-funded voter fraud enablement center) is crying foul. David Becker, a former DOJ lawyer, claims the agency is asking for data “for unclear reasons.” The reason is clear, Dave: to MAGA!
But fear not, patriots! Justin Riemer, a true Republican, gets it. The DOJ has every right to enforce voting laws, and J. Christian Adams calls the Democrat resistance “Trump derangement syndrome.” Exactly!
Trump himself is taking no prisoners, ordering the Department of Government Efficiency to sniff out non-citizens and demanding proof of citizenship to register. He’s even pushing for redrawn congressional maps to give Republicans a fair shake. The left can cry all they want, but President Trump is making America great again, one clean voter roll at a time!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
