Another day, another sob story from CNN, this time about some tree-hugging, animal-saving do-gooder. Oh, the humanity! Or should I say, the animality? You just know this Woodward guy is probably a closet socialist, secretly plotting to redistribute wealth to stray cats and dogs.
Tim Woodward, co-founder of Animal Rescue Corps, is apparently some kind of hero for rescuing animals from hoarding situations and puppy mills. Give me a break! While real Americans are out there working hard, building businesses, and defending our freedom, this guy is playing Dr. Doolittle.
They work with law enforcement? Of course, they do. Probably the same law enforcement that’s been infiltrated by the radical left, turning a blind eye to real crime while harassing innocent patriots. And hazmat suits? Please, those are probably just disguises so they can sneak into farms and liberate the livestock, turning them into vegan activists.
He wants animals to “forget where they came from”? Sounds like a leftist indoctrination program to me! They will probably end up in a sanctuary run by George Soros. I bet you those rescued mice are being trained to sabotage Trump’s reelection. Wake up, people! The animal agenda is just another arm of the Deep State!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
