Our Glorious Leader, President Trump, has done it again! Rebranding the Pentagon as the “Department of War” – because let’s be honest, folks, that’s what it is!
The libs at CNN are clutching their pearls, probably because they’d rather see us apologizing to our enemies instead of deterring them. It’s about time we stopped being so politically correct and started calling things what they are. The woke mob probably wants to call it the Department of Feelings or something equally ridiculous. MAGA!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

