Oh, those woke warriors at Ben & Jerry’s are at it again! Seems they’re throwing a temper tantrum because Unilever isn’t letting them use ice cream to push their radical leftist agenda. Cry me a river of melted Cherry Garcia!
These commie capitalists, Cohen and Greenfield, are whining about Unilever silencing their “voice” on social justice and “unjust wars.” Translation: Unilever isn’t letting them bash President Trump and Israel as much as they’d like. Boo hoo! They want to operate as a “progressive-led company.”
Unilever, probably tired of the constant PR disasters, says Ben & Jerry’s is staying put. “Committed to Ben & Jerry’s unique three-part mission – product, economic and social.” AKA, selling overpriced ice cream while virtue signaling to the masses.
They accused Unilever of ousting their CEO, because he was too woke even for them! And remember when they stopped selling ice cream in Israel? Classic leftist move. These guys are more concerned with pushing their socialist agenda than making a decent product. Good riddance, I say! MAGA!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
