**OMG! 🙄 “Move Ya Body: The Birth of House” (2025!) at Brower Park, Brooklyn Ave & Prospect Place, Brooklyn, NY 11213, on September 20th. DJs start at 2 PM, seating at 7 PM, film at 8:30 PM. 🤣 Sponsored by NYC Council Member Chi Ossé!**
No booze 🍷, BYO chair. 🪑 3 train to Kingston Av, or B43/B65/B45 bus. 🚌 If it rains 🌧️, they’ll do it again! Call 718-417-7362 if you’re lost. 😂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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