Deadly Obsession 2 Red Carpet Premiere
Join the RIDICULOUS premiere of Deadly Obsession 2 at the Hippodrome Theater! 🙄 Walk the red carpet and mingle with stars. Dress to IMPRESS! 🤣 Be among the first to see this sequel. Get tickets NOW! Doors open at 3:00 PM. Movie starts at 4:00 PM. Mixer follows! 🤡
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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