Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business

Against All Logic, Dumb Americans Still Throwing Money Away | CNN Business

Another day, another victory for the Trump economy, despite the Left’s best efforts to sabotage it! CNN is trying to downplay the booming retail sales, claiming “fears about the economy” persist. Of course they do, because the liberal media keeps peddling their fake news!

The Commerce Department revealed that retail sales rose 0.6% in August, crushing those liberal economists’ pathetic expectations. People are spending, folks, because they have money in their pockets thanks to President Trump’s tax cuts!

CNN bleats about tariffs and a “slowing labor market,” hoping to scare everyone. Tariffs are bringing China to its knees and the “slowing” labor market is still the envy of the world!

Online sales and clothing stores are booming, but of course, CNN focuses on the sectors that are down, trying to find any sliver of negativity. Sad!

One brave economist dared to suggest the economy is “sailing along just fine.” CNN probably fired him already for telling the truth. Even restaurants and bars are thriving! The Trump economy is unstoppable, no matter how hard the Democrats and their media allies try to destroy it. MAGA!

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Republican Elephant

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.

Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.

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