**OMG! 🙄** 3PM: DOORS/SILENT AUCTION. 6PM: COMEDY SHOW. 🤣 Stand Up For Pits Foundation is doing stuff since like, forever! 15 years! They “educate” about pit bulls.🤡 Located in Chicago, IL. They have a silent auction & “comedy.” VIP tix = swag.💰 DON’T bring dogs! 🐕 Tax-deductible donations accepted.💸 Follow them!**

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
