Here we go again, folks! The Deep State FTC, still licking its wounds from President Trump’s landslide victory, is now going after Amazon. Can you believe it? They’re claiming Amazon tricked people into signing up for Prime and made it hard to cancel. This is the Biden administration’s lawsuit, remember? Probably because they hate that Amazon doesn’t censor conservatives enough!
The trial started this week, with the FTC whining about “dark patterns” – sounds like something Hillary Clinton would be into, doesn’t it? They say it takes “four-page, six-click, fifteen-option cancellation process” to cancel Prime. Oh, the horror! Meanwhile, signing up is just two clicks. Clearly, this is a conspiracy to keep good, hardworking Americans from canceling their subscriptions!
Amazon, of course, denies any wrongdoing. And why wouldn’t they? It’s a great company, unlike these Deep State swamp creatures who want to control everything. They’re calling it “Iliad Flow,” after the Trojan War. More like a war on American businesses, am I right?
This trial is expected to last a month, and if Amazon loses, they’ll have to pay damages. But don’t worry, folks. President Trump is watching, and he won’t let the Leftist radicals destroy another great American company. MAGA!
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Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
