Join fellow suckers at Brewvies Cinema Pub, 677 S 200 W, Salt Lake City, UT 84101, for the CitizenCon Direct! 😂 Watch the livestream, discuss updates, and enjoy copium. Perfect for sunk cost veterans! 💸
Tickets: General Admission – $10, After Party – $10 (Quarters Arcade Bar, 5 E 400 S), Watch Party Hangar Flair – $50! After Party: 4:00 PM – 8:00 PM. 21+ Event Only. 💀💀💀

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
