Another day, another socialist sob story from CNN! Apparently, military families are now suffering because of the government shutdown. Cry me a river! Our brave men and women in uniform are tougher than this. They’re not delicate snowflakes melting at the first sign of inconvenience.
Oh, the horror! Canceled school events and slightly longer lines at the commissary! This is what happens when you let the radical left control Congress. They’d rather play political games than fund our military. But don’t worry, folks, President Trump is on the case. He’ll whip these commie-sympathizing Democrats into shape and get our troops the support they deserve. And if a few military spouses have to tighten their belts for a week or two, so be it. It builds character! Maybe they should try cutting back on avocado toast and Starbucks, like the rest of us hardworking Americans.
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
