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Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He’s From Canada

Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He's From Canada

PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA-Beloved groundhog Punxsatawny Phil has been deported back to Canada after the rodent failed to produce the needed paperwork at this year’s Groundhog Day celebration.

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