State of the City 2025: We Promised Flying Cars and Got Potholes Instead

🚨 BREAKING: Mayor Cherelle L. Parker’s State of the City 2025 is officially SOLD OUT (because who doesn’t love free stuff at 11 AM on a Friday?) 🚨

📅 December 19, 2025 | ⏰ 11:00 AM – 1:00 PM EST
📍 Temple Performing Arts Center, 1837 North Broad Street, Philadelphia, PA 19122, United States
🎤 Special guest: The Mayor (because apparently she’s important now)
🎟️ “Reserve a spot” button is grayed out like your soul after Monday meetings! 😂