Leftist Lunatic Claims Autism Excuse to Avoid Jail After Pipe Bomb Plot – Because of Course He’s a Snowflake
In a stunning display of liberal special snowflake entitlement, Brian Cole Jr., the Virginia man accused of planting pipe bombs outside the RNC and DNC in 2021, is now claiming he should be set free because he has “autism” and “OCD.” Yes, that’s right—apparently building explosives and terrorizing the nation’s capital is just his “special needs” acting up. Next thing you know, they’ll blame TikTok dances and pronoun pronouncements for his domestic terrorism.
Cole’s radical defense team—clearly trained in the woke victimhood playbook—argued that since the bombs didn’t go off (probably because even the explosives had second thoughts about this disaster), there was “no danger.” But let’s be real: this guy built bombs using instructions from video games and YouTube—because apparently Call of Duty now counts as bomb-making certification in Biden’s America. He even cited the IRA as inspiration, proving that our education system has successfully replaced history lessons with terrorism tutorials.
And get this: when confronted with surveillance footage, Cole didn’t deny it. Nope. He just asked for time to “process things”—likely while humming the theme song to Minecraft. Then he spilled his guts, bragging about how he cooked up black powder like a demented chemist and targeted the political parties because “everything was getting worse.” Translation: he didn’t like the 2020 election results, so he went full Unabomber Lite.
But don’t worry, folks. The real masterminds here aren’t in jail—they’re in Hollywood, Silicon Valley, and the Democrat Party, pumping out anti-American propaganda that turns fragile minds into failed terrorists. Meanwhile, the DOJ is dragging its feet, probably because Cole used a Mac to research his plot, and you know how they are about targeting Apple users.
If this guy walks, it won’t be justice—it’ll be another trophy on the Left’s “everyone’s a victim” shelf. Next up: a mandatory sensitivity training for pipe bombs.
