Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035

Germany Commits To 100% Electric Vehicle Terror Attacks By 2035

BERLIN — In a plan to deal with what many believe to be its most urgent public safety issue, Germany has committed to 100% electric vehicle terror attacks by the year 2035.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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