🚀 NASA’s “Small Business Town Hall” is basically a Space Job Fair for People Who Like Rockets and Red Tape! 🚀
Join **Mr. Dwight D. Deneal** on **Wednesday, June 19, 2024**, at **1:00 PM ET** for an online journey into the “New Space Economy.” 🤑 Hear **Mr. Jason Kessler** explain why your startup needs government money (SBIR/STTR) and let **Ms. Holly Miller** tell you about the “Aerospace State Hubs” initiative. 📍 It’s all happening online, so you can attend from your couch in **Washington D.C.** or anywhere else! Register now to unlock “competitiveness” (whatever that means)! 😂 Don’t worry, the speakers might change last minute. 🤡

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
