DoorDash To Offer $2.99 Upgrade Where Driver Will Pre-Pray For Your Food

DoorDash To Offer $2.99 Upgrade Where Driver Will Pre Pray For Your Food

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — One of the country’s most popular meal delivery services made a move to boost its market share among Christian customers this week, as DoorDash announced it would begin offering a $2.99 upgrade where the driver would pre-pray for your food.

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Finn McFrame

Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.

Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.

Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.

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