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State Farm Now Offering Optional ‘Car Torched By Psychotic Purple-Haired Weirdo’ Coverage

State Farm Now Offering Optional ‘Car Torched By Psychotic Purple Haired Weirdo’ Coverage

U.S. — State Farm has begun offering optional extra car insurance coverage for protection against customers’ cars being torched by psychotic weirdos with purple hair.

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