**Sunday Selectors** is basically a hall of fame for DJs who made you dance like a maniac before you knew what a BPM was. This week, they’re dragging **Kervyn Mark** out of retirement to remind us how house music *should* sound—no algorithms, just pure NYC grit. 🏙️
**Kervyn** basically invented “dancing by the beach” with his Coney Island Boardwalk parties—sand in your shoes, salt in your hair, and bass in your bones. His Melting Pot Global series? A sonic buffet where house, disco, and everything in between collided like a drunk uncle at a wedding. 💃🕺
Now, he’s hitting **Refuge**, a 500-person sweatbox in East Williamsburg where the sound system (REX) is so loud it could wake your ancestors. Co-founder **Craig “Shorty” Bernabeu** designed it to make your chest vibrate like a cheap subwoofer. 🎶
**21+ only, all sales final.** So no, your fake ID won’t work, and yes, you’re stuck with this decision. Cry about it later—on the dance floor. 🎟️
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
